Tightness confirmed 

Absolute confirmation of something that is tight( as is awesome).

" Damn you see that Ferrari, that shit was tightness confirmed!"

Tightness confirmed by XVT May 4, 2006

Adopted Confirmed 

When someone is so annoying their own parents abandoned them and they were forced to be rehomed

Person 1: Did you hear about Jacob?
Person 2: Yeah, he's adopted confirmed

Adopted Confirmed by Billy The Troll August 29, 2022

Contact Confirmed 

A term used by Combine Soldiers in Half-Life 2. Also Really fun to use in airsoft since the other teams don't know what it means (Usually, Unless you read this, then me and my team are fucked)

Gordon Freeman: Exists on Highway 17
Literally every single combine soldier: CoNtAcT cOnFiRmEd!
Gordon freeman: steps on twig and dies
Combine soldiers: Freeman Delivered by stick

Contact Confirmed by A City 17 Combine Soldier May 20, 2023

Confirmation bias confirmed

Well that was about what I expected.

Hym "So, confirmation bias confirmed. I mean, it didn't even really require any research at this point."

Confirmation bias confirmed by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

Cuntfirmed 

Confirmation that a person you know is indeed a cunt.

"You know that guy from my job i thought was a cunt?"

"Yeah."

"Well I invited him to my house to chill for a while and he was cool. After he left though I realized that my canary had been raped. Cuntfirmed."

Cuntfirmed by Brutopian August 24, 2009

Confirmand Fingering 

When a young fellow accidentally starts fingering the butthole, instead of the vagina, due to his inexperience

it hurt, when he started confirmand fingering me

Confirmand Fingering by Thorminator January 21, 2016

Confirmation Wipe 

The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.

Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!

My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!

Confirmation Wipe by Lunicus December 4, 2011