Baby hamster face 

When a girl who usually wears a flawless full face of makeup goes without any product, usually while running errands, and the contrast is significant. Dark under-eye circles, blemishes, and washed-out looking skin combine with small-looking eyes (from no eye makeup) to create a face like a newborn rodent or "baby hamster face".

She ran to Target in her tattered pajamas, sloppy bun, and baby hamster face because she didn't have time to get ready.

Baby hamster face by Whoreganic August 1, 2017

Baby up your face 

To violently ejaculate on one's face.

After I am done sticking this meat in your ass, I am going to pull it out and baby up your face.

Baby up your face by Mr. Class 420 July 6, 2006

punch a baby in the face 

To be overly:
confused
bored
mad
sad
temptatious
intuned
glad
or excited.

It is used to overly exaggerate that specific feeling.
And no, it DOES NOT literally mean anything. It's an IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION, it does NOT mean that you actually want to punch a baby in the face.

I'm so confused, I just want to punch a baby in the face.

punch a baby in the face by xFreedomx January 13, 2009

baby-darlin-doll-face-honey 

a combination of the cheesiest terms of endearment to creating the greatest pet name of all time

hey baby-darlin-doll-face-honey... i love you

baby-darlin-doll-face-honey by zak attach pack April 27, 2011

baby darlin doll face honey 

The absolute supreme term of endearment. For use when baby, darlin, doll face or honey won't suffice.

Hey baby darlin doll face honey? I love you!!!

baby darlin doll face honey by zak attack pack May 9, 2011

Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"

Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.

Throw a baby at her face by a living spoon March 20, 2010

punch a baby whale in the face 

what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.

"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"

punch a baby whale in the face by I don't actually punch whales April 9, 2010