i did a thing

there’s a special place in hell for people who use this phrase.

chad: hey babe i did a thing
stephanie: what was it?
chad: i fucked your sister last night
shaphanie: wdym? ur joking?
chad: well, it was anal so like that doesn’t even count
stephanie: no i asked if you were joking because i don’t have a sister. my brother just has long hair...

i did a thing by NowWayDudeS January 1, 2021

Are we a thing

The question that everyone gets a heartbeat about. The stage where the person asking given a major sign that they like the person they asked.

Girl: "So are we a thing?"
Boy: "I dont know..."

Are we a thing by JimmyBoley November 14, 2018

know a thing or two

to have practical knowledge

Boy does she know a thing or two about politics.

know a thing or two by The Return of Light Joker February 25, 2008

So That's a Thing 

A statement to denote something strange or repulsive or unexpected that was just seen or brought up in conversation.

Guy 1: How was your day?
Guy 2: Pretty good, you?
*Group of naked older gentlemen run by*
Guy 2: So that's a thing

So That's a Thing by Great Hopwood February 28, 2015

that's a thing 

a phrase used to introduce a concept, idea, or thing to someone, so that they may recognize and be aware that it exists

Guy: Do ants breathe?
Girl: Their exoskeletons absorb oxygen, but they don't have lungs.
Guy: No way, that's not true!
Girl: No dude, that's a thing!

that's a thing by smallypants March 30, 2010

Not a thing 

dismissing an idea using "thing" to replace words like "problem" or "issue".

janet: oh, brad, i'm sorry! i slept with rocky!
brad: don't worry about it. it's not a thing.

Not a thing by Flakey Tart October 21, 2010

lookin' at a thing in a bag 

1. This is something you do when you want someone wholly retarded and gullible to get drinks for you because you're too lazy to do it for yourself.

2. Something one aspires to be doing if they just wanna be a cool guy.

"Hey, guys, what'cha doin'?"
"Lookin' at a thing in a bag."

lookin' at a thing in a bag by Sasori May 11, 2003