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National Devour a C00lkidd Body Pillow Day 

It’s in the title itself, The day happens on March 17th. On this day, you must eat a c00lkidd body pillow for literally zero reason.
Awh shit, β€œNational Devour a C00lkidd Body Pillow Day” is coming up! We are so fuckin done for.

Ass made for a face full of pillow 

A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.

A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.
Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."

putting a mint on your pillow 

Having sex with someone & keeping it secret from others.

AHS Freak Show's Paul to Elsa: They probably think I'm putting a mint on your pillow.
AHS Freak Show's Paul to Elsa: They probably think I'm putting a mint on your pillow

Apilli Roller 

Austin Post's/ Post Malone's cat
He has a cat named Apilli Rollerand he loves her to death. It's kind of random. This isall about sports and where he's from, but he just wants to talk about his cat. Can he fuckin' talk about his cat?