ukrainian cheese grater 

where a women sits (often knickerless) on a mans chest and grinds her pelvis up and down which stimulates his nipples

ryan - i just got an ukrainian cheese grater from your bitch

elliot - dude that was my mum

ryan - she grinded me hard

jayden- stop talking about my sisters chin

ukrainian cheese grater by straightupdown October 23, 2012

Ukrainian girls

Hottest girls on the planet tbh. They normally have big booties, and some gigantic titties. If they’re a blondie, they’re not as hot. If they’re a brunette, they’re very very hot.

I’m obsessed with Ukrainian girls

Ukrainian girls by hamburger2020 June 21, 2022

Ukrainian Bidet 

When a person crawls into the space under a porta potty and spits a mouthful of shit water all over a dangling grundle.

Jim the salty hobo gave Jenny a Ukrainian Bidet, and her pussy lips turned green and fell off. He had a shit eating grin afterwards.

Ukrainian Bidet by Steven Spalldarph December 9, 2019

Ukrainian Drop Shot

Dropping anal beads into a girl's open mouth after you've pulled them out of her ass.

I don't know, man...she's pretty kinky. She keeps asking me for a Ukrainian drop shot.

Ukrainian Drop Shot by 85LittleHawk October 6, 2021

Ukrainian farm dragon 

Scientific name: Agricola dragonensis ukraini

The Ukrainian farm dragon, also known as the little green tractor, is an apex predator found in the farmlands of Ukraine which usually preys on Russian battle tanks and armored personnel carrier. Its other preys include TOR missile systems and self-propelled multiple rocket launcher systems. While primarily believed to be a solitary hunter, there have been recorded pieces of evidence that suggest they are capable of hunting in packs, capable of bringing down an entire invasive herd of tanks and apcs.

Ivan: Comrade, we just received orders to loot, rape, and exterminate civilians in Kalmiuskyi District. You coming?
Boris: You're on your own, Ivan. We just spotted a Ukrainian farm dragon at the mouth of the Kalmius river. We want to live through this.

Ukrainian farm dragon by Barok Espinoza April 12, 2022

ukrainian diet pills 

Diet pills featured in the show Big Mouth that cause one to hallucinate and turn food into spiders.

Lola;

“ I took my moms Ukrainian diet pills that made food look like spiders but then I got a taste for spiders so now when I walk by a dusty barn I TOTALLY binge!!!”

ukrainian diet pills by sircruncha April 1, 2023

Ukrainian Shower 

When a guy stops by your apartment and washes his dick in your sink.

Man, he just took a Ukrainian shower in my apartment.

Ukrainian Shower by Roger Cliemens June 16, 2023