i can the power 

Phrase used when somebody has epically won or has been given internetz

originated when a user on funnyjunk.com left the word "feel" out of the sentence "I can feel the power returning already"

John-That was awesome dude, you receive 10 internetz!

Mike-I CAN THE POWER

i can the power by fjUSER August 15, 2010

The Power Of Boners Compels You 

When You "Can't" Do Something But Then A Simple, Usually Three-To-Six Word, Offer Changes Your Mind

Person 1: I Told Her No But She Reeled Me In With Promises Of Maid Cat-Girls And Titties.
Person 2:The Power Of Boners Compels You.
Person 1:What Did You Say?
Person 2:Nothing, Nothing, Nothing At All

The Power Of Boners Compels You by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 16, 2020

the power of christ 

Something that compells you. Said mostly for comical effect, in parody to the exorcist.

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU(to take a shit) MOTHERFUCKER.

the power of christ by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

the power 

Any kind of establishment that has unconsented power or control.

'Man the governments been getting me down' 'we gotta fight the power dude'

the power by Jack 2112 April 25, 2006

fight the power 

very influential song produced by 80's rap icon Public Enemy. been in dozens of films, most notably Spike Lee's Do The Right Thing.

"Elvis, was a hero to most. But he never was to me, he was a straight out racist muthafucker. It's that simple and plain!"
"Mthafuck him and John Wayne!"

fight the power by cereal killa January 13, 2005

the power of editing 

The amount of decaseconds (to the nearest tenth) it takes to edit three clip of sans saying get dunked on, divided by 3, to the power of how many videos were created within a five mile radius of your location. The result of this expression is rounded to the nearest whole number, and the result is known as the Power of Editing and can be used to: make any AI say whatever you please, dunk on other people, or countless other things. The Power of Editing varies from person to person, and the lower the value, the stronger your Power of Editing is. The stronger one's Power of Editing is, the more they can do with the power.

Person 1: Oh hey, how did you make siri say that??

Person 2: I just used the Power of Editing.

Person 1: What's your Power of Editing?

Person 2: 283.

Person 1: Wow, mines only 6,017,009!

the power of editing by LorcaTheOrca May 20, 2020

The Power Strip 

The Power Strip is a power strip covered in semen; it is in this condition because its "relieving to not have to clean up." unfortunately this usually also means that the wall/floor around The Power Strip is also covered...

Man 1: What is this....
Man 2: It's "The Power Strip"
Man 1: Why does this exist?
Man 2: I was too busy to grab a napkin, lets leave it at that.

The Power Strip by Jake m4n January 17, 2021