Look What The Bats Dragged In 

A goth or emo way of saying 'look what the cat dragged in'. Cats are known for bringing dead mice/rats/birds and other vermin they may have found or killed in to their owner's home. Upon meeting someone who is disliked, by using this phrase you imply that they are the vermin mentioned above.

Apon meeting an ex-boyfriend at a party

"Well, well, well. Look what the bats dragged in."

Look What The Bats Dragged In by Rawrgasmic October 20, 2008

Blowing On The Beans

When a woman, or man, blows on the testicles of a man, or shemale, to make fart noises.

My bitch has been blowing on the beans lately, shit wild, nigga.

Blowing On The Beans by PankStank June 2, 2018

Spill the beans 

The inform some one of the truth, to let them know in honesty, have any one be told what they wish to hear.

After Sandra and Dave gave birth to a baby boy, Dave started to doubt his new born child. One night while Sandra was out playing bingo with the girlies, leaving Dave to take care for his new toddler. Sitting in his high chair being fed his supper, Dave asks, 'now son, come on spill the beans. Who is really your father?' And the beans went all over his face.

Spill the beans by Long Johns October 21, 2015

The beansman

The lad with total control of the beans and all of bean kind - ©beans2009

Wow, did you see that guy?
Yeah he's The beansman

The beansman by FargoneBeans August 31, 2017

Cut the bats hair 

Having a good night out and waking up with a hangover. Phrase coined by Matt Helders and Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys.

"What happened last night?"
"Think we cut the bats hair a bit short last night"

Cut the bats hair by Sheffield lad March 28, 2015

Win all the beans 

Winning albeit something trivial. Reminiscent of the late '80's and early '90's game Don't spill the beans. Or the Jellybean in a jar guessing game. To win all the beans is the equivalent of a pat on the back, winning student of the month in 4th grade and other such victories.

" I told you my dessert would be the best at the potluck!"
"Yup, you win all the beans"

Win all the beans by BORNOPTIMIST December 18, 2013

In the beans 

To be in trouble for something mostly trivial.

I'm in the beans with my dad today- I accidentally left the food out all night.

In the beans by Xenon32 December 24, 2009