Teddy bear 

A Teddy bear is a big cuddle buddy you can have that won't reject you, it sleeps in your arms, warms you up and holds you tight. Always have a teddy bear.

Man I want a teddy bear to spoon tonight

Teddy bear by Lover:I September 29, 2014

Teddy bear 

a person who you fuck with from time to time

i need my teddy bear

Teddy bear by lovebymanyhatedbymost3 February 17, 2015

teddy bear poop 

when u drop a duece in the toilet after someone has manscaped, making said duece take on the appearance of being fur covered

I made him flush the 'mode after he manscaped so I wouldn't have to flush a teddy bear poop

teddy bear poop by pickle pants March 8, 2009

Tired as a teddy bear 

The state of when your eyes are just about closed and your ready for bed. A term created by Chris Greenall

'you arite?',

'nah im off bed soon, tired as a teddy bear'.

Tired as a teddy bear by cg12321 June 29, 2010

Teddy Bear 

When you think you got something good only to find out that you got duped. Coined from Call of Duty: World at War's Zombie Map Verruckt, where a mystery weapon box the player can spend their own points to open for a random weapon could spawn a teddy bear instead that will not only give the player no weapon but removes the box, making the entire team search the whole map to find out where it was moved to.

I got really excited about free ice cream but got the Teddy Bear upon realizing there was a line 300 people deep that didn't appear to be moving at all.

Teddy Bear by An Excommunicated Elf April 10, 2009

Teddy Bear Hamster 

A tiny rodent, which is a common pet. That is extremely fluffy and cute!

What type of hamster is this?
Oh he's a teddy bear hamster.

Teddy Bear Hamster by Squishy mongoose October 31, 2019

Teddy Bear Man

A non-threatening, non available man who never creeps on women. In the Friend Zone and would not want it any other way. Someone that feels like a brother or uncle figure. If needed, will act as a comforting safe haven in social situations. The kind of man that only uses his great power to look after others, and never takes advantage.

"I feel like I can tell you anything, you’re such a Teddy Bear Man"

Teddy Bear Man by 701_bats_in_a_trenchcoat October 19, 2022