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Blowing a stop sign 

When during heavy petting and foreplay between a man and a woman, when the man's hand goes up her thigh to her crotch region, she gently puts her hand against her thigh to gently block his hand. That little gesture by the woman is her "stop sign" meaning "Stop". A good guy will take the hint and stop.
Brian was a good date, he did not end up blowing a stop sign.

Hey Jeff, I was being a good date, we started with some heavy petting, and I tried to get to her goodies. She blocked me with her hand. I was a good guy, I did not blow her stop sign.

Nicaraguan Stop Sign 

Following the creation of a prolapse in a woman’s rectum. The male counterpart then inserts a yellow Xanax tablet (also known as a school bus) then slaps and pushes the prolapsed anus back inside of the woman’s rectal cavity.
Ex: Wow, I was unsure at first when Justin said the Nicaraguan stop sign required a prolapse, but the school bus helped with the recovery.

Moving Stop Sign

Dude: yo man watch out for the moving stop sign you don't want to wait 30 mins for a dumbass kid to get off the bus...

Dude 2: word man. *speeds up past the bus*

Louisianna Stop Sign 

when a guy masturbates onto a toilet seat in the down position, then knocks out a girl and rubs her vagina on the toilet seat, immediately impregnating her. afterwards, he takes a shit in her bed, though this part is optional if the man is not ready for the shit to be removed at the time parts 1 and 2 are completed.
Ted gave Alison a louisianna stop sign. man was she out cold on that toilet seat.

Invisible Stop Sign 

A stop sign that is not there, but is observed by locals anyway. Often found at the end of freeway on-ramps, in parking lots, and in front of Yield signs in Massachusetts.
No officer, I did NOT see that she was stopped. Must have been that invisible stop sign.

mexican stop sign 

When reaching a stop sign all passengers excluding the drive run around the vehicle until reaching the same spot