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Is a fat ass he likes to eat a lot...I mean a lot he'll take your food but won't gain shit...he's overall a great and a real friend he straches his balls on the daily don't shake his hand BTW but he is really good at soccer and if you ever date him he's the sweetest guy you'll ever date but he's had his heart broken too many times which he doesnt deserve to and he comes up with the stupidest thing for ex: grab ass Tuesday but you gotta love his fat ass and the most frequent words he uses is "shut the fuck up" "fuck off" and "fuck you" Jorge is always hungry and he acts gay but he's not and thinks he has "hoes"
Nickname: Jorgay
Omg Jorge stop grabbing your 1 inch wonder
You: Jorge you lil fat ass stop eating
Jorge: Fuck off
Jorge by ColdHeartedAndCaringHoe February 28, 2017
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When having unprotected sex and a guy is about to cum he stops and puts on a condom to finish
Girl to guy: babe can we Jorge tonight?
Jorge by VicariousLife January 30, 2012
Jorge is a very competitive person. Always is trying to one-up me in everything. Loves his team more than anything else.
Jorge loves Chivas more than he does Melissa.
Jorge by melissaiscool123 June 16, 2018
Jorge is a guy who isn't as tall but pretty great for his personality. Jorge is a sweetheart, shy, funny, helpful, loving person you can go to. He might not be great at spanish but that's fine. He plays in the mariachi, and wants to try new things. He looks like a lollipop, but hey, you just cant tell the difference on which one is sweeter.
Jorge by Meme.lord63 January 2, 2019
The massive penis swinging in Papas pants. Will embarrass everyone in a 64 square mile vicinity.
My dick is a good size, but holy shit, Jorge is HUGE!!!
Jorge by Off Brand Jorge December 4, 2019
A lax bro, and a simp. That’s about it.
Fellow simp: that’s my buddy jorge over there
Jorge is a Spanish guy with a big dick,he is good at sex, and gets mad bitches, he usually is good at baseball.
Jorge has a big dick.
Oh my Jorge
Jorge by 1234unknown November 7, 2016