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Johanna is cute and nice, but sometimes she can be rude. Johanna doesn’t really care about the people around her she only cares about her self. You might fall in love with her but be careful because she’s gonna break your heart. Also Johanna don’t really appreciate what they have either.
Guy: boy why you crying

Guy2: Johanna broke my heart, I gave her everything and she didn’t appreciate me
Johanna by Cupcake_sprinkles July 1, 2018
Johanna is a person who is a clout chaser and wants a lot of money and be famous.

She’s does not like to talk to anyone and she can get very salty about people that talk to her first when she’s supposed to talk first.
Nobody:

Johanna: I wanna steal clout from everyone and I don’t want nobody to talk to me unless I talk to them first and I gonna go famous and talk to cool people only that has a lot of clout!
Johanna by rhfusifjd April 15, 2019
Johanna is a feminine given name that might be harmless by itself but if it is combined with the last name “Perez” you’re experiencing an abomination of nature.

She is very damaged inside and makes sure everything she touches gets damaged too.

Johanna Perez is a nasty problem as it is, but things can get actually much worse when she gets access to social media. It is proven that the effects of reading a post made by Johanna Perez can cause itching, fast heart rate, hallucinations and paranoid delusions.

Recent studies show that for well trained people that know how to handle limitless human stupidity the effects of these dangerous posts can be positive and helpful if used humorously.

They recommend the creation of WhatsApp groups for sharing this crap and create memes and stuff.
Friend A: Hey guys! Did you see the last post of Johanna?
Friend B: Please share!!!
(Firend A delivers)
Friend B: OMG!!!!!!
Friend C: Dead...
Friend A: How can she post that? Doesn’t she realize how ugly she is???
Friend B: She looks really old and wasted. I’m not even going to say anything about the caption.
(Friend D shares a cropped version of the post)
Friend B: Ewwwwwww...
Friend C: Dead...
Friend A: Oh Lord! I didn’t noticed he is touching La Infanta like that!
Johanna by Gente Baja y Chusma October 8, 2019
Johanna is the girl of your dreams. She is very smart and funny. And is often a model.
Johanna is a real beauty
I wish I could look more like Johanna
Johanna by Hsgshksllel December 11, 2016
Johannas are one of the most beautiful people in the world. They are smart, funny, gorgeous and awsome.

I mine they are the best friends in the world
Person 1: Yesterday i saw a beautiful girl i always think of her

Person 2: i think that was an Johanna
Johanna by Hanniless February 9, 2017
Johanna is a very good friend, who'll always be there for you. If you meet a Johanna, never let her go. She is beautiful from the inside and looks stunning from the outside too. She's warm-hearted, caring, adorable and loves to hang out with her best friends. Never break her heart, she won't forget it. Johannas often have problems with their relationships, because many boays want them, but as she finds the one, their relationship will last forever.

She is a very popular girl but doesn't get arrogant. Everyone likes her.
But Johannas also want to be carried on hands when they are with boys, whatever wether they are friends, best friends or in a relationship. You will always have fun with a Johanna.
Oh man Johanna is the coolest girl I've ever met. I'm so f*cking in love with her!
Johanna by ilyILYilyILY October 29, 2017