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a toxic bitch who always blames others for his own mistakes and he also looks like a skeleton since he doesnt leave his room to work out or eat. he has never touched a woman in his life and will be a virgin forever. he is also a mega otaku and dont have hair.
if you see him you better run for your life or he is gonna run after you yelling about how good he is at video games when he isnt even goon
this guy jesper is a bitch
jesper by txk April 16, 2022
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Jesper Dichmann 

- Noun
Chicargo-slang. Commonly used for people with an eating disorder.
Rasmus: Ay you fat
Justin: nah i just have Jesper Dichmann
Rasmus: aight fair enough

Jesper Fahey 

SPOILERS

A hot chaos bisexual materialki sharpshooter character in six of crows

One half of wesper
His middle name is Llewellyn
Person A: whos that really tall charismatic sharpshooter
Person B: that's jesper fahey, he's part of kaz's crows and is dating wylan
Person A: oh man, too bad he's taken
Person B: yeah
Jesper Fahey by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021

Jesper Stromblad 

The guitarist and man who formed one of the greatest melodic death metal bands in the world from Sweden, In Flames. Jesper mainly plays Harmonic guitar riffs (Which is sort of like lead) while Bjorn Gelotte plays Melodic guitar riffs (Sort of like rythm).
Jesper Stromblad plays harmonic riffs.
Jesper owns.
In flames we trust.
Jesper Stromblad by xtc mat August 16, 2008

jesper collste

a guy named "jesper collste" does have a big fucking dick and a cool guy
ah its jesper collste the big dick guy
jesper collste by yikerssss April 17, 2019

Jesper 10E 

A big ass man. He dont have sex with condoms and he jizzes in women. Proud father.
"Oh my word, he is such a Jesper 10E"
Jesper 10E by Arnehappycock January 24, 2022