hoboess 

A hobo that is a woman.

The hoboess gives birth to a hoboett

Peter: WHOAH IS THAT A HOBO!?

Steve: Nope, thats a lady hobo, a hoboess.

Peter: Ooooh, I see now.

hoboess by Big Pig June 14, 2005

hoboesque 

The art of being dirty, smelly and generally unclean. Like that of a hobo

"Eew, that guy is so hoboesque"

hoboesque by geezabird February 11, 2009

Hoebese 

A hooker that is extrememly fat and is therefore described as "hoebese"

Hoe 1: OMFG! Candy, how fat is Carmelle?!
Hoe 2: I know right! That skank is hoebese!

Hoebese by Hooker on A Church Corner October 6, 2010

habbes 

Someone that is quirky but extremely clever.

Hobbes is such a habbes sometimes.

habbes by idgy_2 April 11, 2011

One of Hobbs' Halo Maps 

Something really boring and un-fun that is usually hyped up or over-hyped, but is a huge disappointment. Also when everyone hates something, but the creator loves it.

Too Human was one of Hobbs' Halo maps.

One of Hobbs' Halo Maps by AC/DC 4 Life March 21, 2009

Hobblesquatch 

Sexual position of placing the female partner on her back while moving her legs over her body. With feet flat on both sides of the female, the male partner then squats above her legs placing the penis straight down into her vagina. With a “Z in the knee” the male partner then squats down and continues to penetrate her.

Sometimes my old lady and me we get bored and Hobblesquatch.

Hobblesquatch by Bigpapasnoop July 30, 2008

Hobbservation 

when you and everyone around you see's or hears something very obvious but you say it anyway.

when its 100 degrees outside and you say its hot..that is a Hobbservation

when you just get out of the lake or pool and someone says your wet..that is a Hobbservation

Hobbservation by T.Hobbs July 28, 2011