hispanic 

hispanic is a user on discord that is *harmful* and scary. Many people fear him because of his patience and grudges to find your information and use it against you.

hispanic just found my friend's address and is threatening his mother.

hispanic by oghispanic June 15, 2023

Hispanic mom 

They never let you go on a sleepover so don't even bother asking a person with a Hispanic mother. They get mad at you for having one pair of socks on the floor or for having a cup in your room. And they also don't let you go out so don't ask if we can go out either.

Daughter: Mami puedo irme con mis amigas a el Parke.
Hispanic mom: no
Daughter: Porque?
Hispanic mom: Porque no

Hispanic mom by Green Kiwi February 17, 2020

Hispanic kiss 

A hispanic kiss is when a spanish woman kisses a man by using one hand to run her hands through his hair while putting her other hand down his pants to rub his dick.

"Oh that was hot! Dolores gave me that hispanic kiss last night. It was good."

Hispanic kiss by RuelleR April 1, 2020

hispanic penis 

A penis that is statistically (demonstrably) larger than that of the white and oriental man, and closely second to the black man. Its size is mostly contributed to by the Amerindian race, which is proven by various countries within Latin America that have a higher concentration of Amerindian genes (besides the few countries with more prevalent “black genes”).

Maria: Ay papi! You may be vertically short, but you’re tall where it counts!
Jose: That’s the Hispanic penis for ya!

hispanic penis by Jacklyn Duncan June 12, 2018

Hispanic grudge 

when a Hispanic person gets upset with you and won't talk to or acknowledge you for long periods of time.

"Hey man, we should invite Juan out to dinner with us. Give him a call."

"Dude, I would but he is holding a Hispanic grudge against me because I didn't take his shift three Sundays ago."

Hispanic grudge by emilyandpugz August 11, 2012

Hispanic Fuckboy 

Male Hispanic fuckboy who wears khaki cargo pants. Usually wears name brands including: Adidas, Nike, Louis Vuitton, Sperry's, Gucci, Versace, ect. He plays soccer and is fit. Hair consists of shaved or short hair on the side with long on the top. Uses lots of gel and has a line shaved on the side. Smells delicious. Cheats on girls and flirts with every girl when he's in a relationship. Really vain and thinks very highly of themselves. Listens to trap music, bachata, norteñas, and narco corridors. Great dancer and always says he wants to dance with you one day. Often "smokes" weed, but he's only done it once. His common emojis include: 😂😏🙈☺😊😉💯🚼💨🔥. Common vocab includes: tru, ik, hahaha, okay or k, wtf, and ohh. Very sexual and makes sexual jokes all the time. Can be sweet, but that's rare. Also he commonly uses the wrong your/you're. Most likely attractive.

Girl: I was talking to Juan yesterday, he's so sweet!
Friend: Juan? He's a such a Hispanic fuckboy!

Girl: He wears those Nike tube socks when he plays soccer.
Other girl: He's probably a Hispanic Fuckboy.

Girl: Our music tastes are so similar! He's the perfect guy!
Friend : What does he listen to?
Girl: Bachata, Drake, The Weeknd, narco corridors, norteñas ya know?
Friend: He's totally a Hispanic Fuckboy!

Hispanic Fuckboy by fuckboyz101 April 12, 2015

hispanic time 

It refers to the amount of time that a Hispanic, particularly Spanish people, say they'll be somewhere and the time they are there. If you're gonna meet them at 16:00, the interval is from 16:20 to 18:30 usually, but be sure that they'll show up at least 20min late, i've lived in Spain for 18 years now and I can swear it's always like that.

(this is a real conversation I had with a Spanish friend)
him- Why are you mad at me now?
me- is your fuckin' watch broken or what? you said you were going to come at nine and it's ten!
him- I'm not late enough! I'd maybe be late if I had shown up at twelve.

hispanic time...

hispanic time by FrankieHamish October 24, 2006