Hindu Bob 

(n.) A person usually in the tech support division of software or computer corporations such as Microsoft or Dell who is given an English name to sound local even though they still have their accent.
However their name is not limited to Bob and can be a variety of English names to make the caller feel more comfortable

Hindu Bob(in a very heavy Indian accent): Thank you for calling Dell tech support your call is important to us. My name is Richard how can i help you.


John: You man I tried to call you like earlier but I only got your voice mail.

Steve: Yeah I was on the phone with Hindu Bob for 3 hours.

Hindu Bob by kd21 April 21, 2009

Hindu logic 

An abstract theory that attempts to explain faulty logic or nonsensical actions committed by certain East-Indian individuals. Only applies to those to frequently commit such actions.

Indian person: I just cut myself with a cheese grater.

Normal person: Why? Oh wait, never mind. Hindu logic

Hindu logic by Brosef Stalin January 5, 2009

hindu cram 

The process of fitting more people than reasonably comfortable in a set area or room. Is derived from multiple hindu families living in a one family residence.

"Wow, this theatre is really hindu crammed"

hindu cram by Kyle28 September 24, 2006

Hindu Hold up 

When a large black male sticks his dick in a cup of chilli and tries to rob a 7 eleven by by making the indian man behind the counter choke to death on his freakishly huge cock and then leaves behind a trail of chilli to leave his mark

I'll be home late tonight debra, i cant talk right now...I'm attempting my 25th Hindu Hold up.

Hindu Hold up by Dr. Rondafer Stink July 19, 2010

Hindu Punjabi 

Language: PUNJABI
Religion: HINDUISM

Hindu Punjabi's are from Northern India mainly Punjab, Kashmir and Delhi. They follow Hinduism, but have great respect for Sikhism. Many Hindu Punjabi families, raised at least one Sikh son after the formation of the Khalsa in 1699, resulted in Kukhran family names, as well as other Khatri-like clan names, being present in both Hindu and Sikh communities worldwide. That is also why Sikh families and Hindu Punjabi families have inter marriages.

-Hindu Punjabi's are known to be the wealthiest of all clans in India. (i.e Vikas Oberoi one of the Indian Billionaires)

-Hindu Punjabi's are known to be the best looking people of India, They have dominated the Bollywood Industry.
-Hritik Roshan
-Sunjay Dutt
-Shahid Kapoor
-Vivek Oberoi
-Abhishek Bachan
-Amitabh Bachan
-The Kapoor Family
and many more...

Hindu Punjabi's have dominated the sports in India also
(i.e Kapil Dev)

(Hindu Punjabi)
Ithe vi punjabian di othe vi punjabian di, har thaan punjabian di challe challe,
Punjabian di ho gayi balle balle,
Boliyan te bhangare oh meleyan ch ludiyaan, ehna ne chadaian yaaro ambraa te gudiyaan,
Lagde kise de nahio thalle vayi thalle,

Hindu Punjabi by Khatri April 24, 2008

hindu elephant

When a man places his balls and penis over the woman’s face and proceeds to shart leaving a dot of shit where a bindi would be and moving the shaft of the mans penis representing an elephant trunk

Man, I met this chick last night and she was into some freaky shit, she wanted me to do a Hindu elephant to her

hindu elephant by Talpal July 19, 2017

Hindu Homegirl 

A female friend from India

I just ate some naan with my Hindu Homegirl. Namaste!

Hindu Homegirl by nevets24 July 31, 2017