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Goo Goo Lleyton Baby 

A "Goo Goo Lleyton Baby" is someone who is such a massive tard that it is incomprehensible to the human mind. This person or persons is so unbelievably oblivious to their surroundings that they would not survive on their own. "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" usually travel in packs, but they are most deadly when alone. Without the help of their fellow "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" backing them up, whatever may come out of their mouth will be the stupidest, most incomprehensible shit you will ever have the displeasure of hearing. They will refuse to do basic tasks, like Among Us, they will fail to live if they do not abuse the pity of others. They need help with everything from eating, to shitting. These poor excuses of lifeforms are so inconceivably useless that you could go your entire life without realizing that they ever did anything for you. "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" serve no purpose to humankind and will do their best to be the worst, dumbest, smelliest, ball farter you will ever meet.
Michael : "Go clean it up"
Lleyton : "But I didn't do it"
Michael : "Uh huh yeah you did you tard"
Joe : "You're such a goo goo Lleyton baby, get off your ass."

goo-goo-muck 

Last night I gave my girlfriend goo-goo-muck in the hair.
goo-goo-muck by Crisky February 20, 2023

Goo Goo Doll 

When you ejaculate in your partner’s anus from behind then immediately punch them in the ear.
Brandon: can I put it in your butt tonight, babe?

Anne: yes, but if you Goo Goo Doll me again Imma cut you honkey.
Goo Goo Doll by Pablo P Nice November 10, 2018

goo goo juice 

when someone talks fast and spits saliva at you and for some dumb reason you swallow it
goo goo juice by IQ300 March 7, 2019

goo goo gaa gaa 

lady : a baby
Baby :goo goo gaa gaa
Lady : AWWWWWW
goo goo gaa gaa by Anime_gurl March 29, 2022