If you were raised in New England, that thing
your dad said so many times when you were
growing up despite not
actually having the accent that if you hear it again you might throw whoopie pies at someone.
Dad: Kid, can’t get theyah from heeyah, pahk the cah at Hahvad yahd instead
Kid: You can’t
get there from here because they don’t let
annoying people into
the city, duh