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Blind Cyclops 

Most commonly this happens early in the morning for men, especially after a night of sex, but could happen just by sitting in one position for too long. This is when you go the pee, and it shoots off to one side or pulls a "Y" effect and sprays on the toilet seat instead of getting into the bowl.
Oh man, I have a blind cyclops. I just got pee all over the seat.
Blind Cyclops by Daddyslick February 2, 2006
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cyclopsing 

The act of needing to close one eye to combat double-vision while under the influence.
Gina had so much to drink last night that she was cyclopsing in all her instagram photos.
cyclopsing by ferocioustickle July 14, 2014

cyclops goat 

Bending over and tucking your cock and balls back between your legs, while taking your free hand and spreading your ass cheeks so your asshole is showing.
Cameron: That dude is pissing me off you should goat him.

Tomm: No im gonna cyclops goat him so Brooke can toss my salad when im done.

Cyclones 

Roblox team famous for being 2-0'd by powerhouse and causing the formation of "Moist Boyz" (no homo).

Oshawott's pretty chill tho.
"Did you hear about Cyclones' loss against Powerhouse? Powerhouse is crake!"
"L"
Cyclones by neontetra12 August 24, 2021

Purple cyclops

I’d love to show you my purple cyclops
Purple cyclops by Lord Prometheus December 28, 2018

The Cyclops Kiss

This is when two men tap the eyes of their penises together like their dicks kissed. They do it quickly like a peck, longer contact then becomes a Cyclops Pash. It can be done by lovers or best friends to become SUPER BEST FRIENDS.
Friend 1 - "Did you hear Eric and Frank became Super Best Friends last night?"
Friend 2 - "No, how did they do that?"
Friend 1 - "They gave each other The Cyclops Kiss."
The Cyclops Kiss by cheersBIGears September 12, 2019

Dusty cyclops 

Dip your penis into some cake mix and put it in someone’s eye
Yo I just dusty cyclopsed that ho larissa.