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Central Michigan University 

A state university located in Mount Pleasant, MI. Known by CMU or Central locally, it is the school in Michigan to go to if you like to party but don't have a learning disability as required for admission to Eastern or Western.
I was going to go to Western, but they said I didn't qualify as mentally challenged so I have to go to Central Michigan University.
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Central Pork 

Brian: I'm going to get some central pork tonight, you in?
Ky: No thanks, I like to keep kosher.
Central Pork by Jewnersey January 26, 2010

Central Pahk 

sin·trul pak

Noun:
A public park in central Manhattan, New York City.

Interjection:
used to express general positive sentiment/agreement.
"Ah, Central Pahk!"
Central Pahk by Kloet March 22, 2017

central african republic

poorest country in the world, sitting in a very rural and rugged part of africa. nobody from the outside world knew the region existed til the mid-1800s. the french exploited this place until the 1950s. since then it's been extremely unstable.
the central african republic should be called central african anarchy.

Central Gyal 

Central gyal is the best to have. Central doesn't horn or play with feelings. if you have a central keep it and hold tight forever cause she will be with you through thick and thin and love you forever.
Aye boy you know chair have a central gyal. Wait for real I didn't know he lucky bhai
Central Gyal by MaliyahDaBest November 23, 2021

central catholic 

central catholic is the most gay school in San Antonio.
they love breaking girls hearts but don't ever mess with the brotherhood.
probably a cult but the teacher are too scared to loose their jobs to say anything.
They're all crackheads and pot heads but I can never top falling for them no matter how hard I try.
they all think they are the shit when an actual jungle school filled with monkeys are next to them.
all suport trump.
and don't try to get into their pants, they only go for iw girls or for guys in their own class.
person from acp: hey, you see that guy over there? he has the central catholic charm.