baby-batter brownies 

A seemingly delicious chocolaty dessert where the secret ingredient is jizz. A perfect way to break up with a lying/cheating ex.
It is best accompanied by a video of the person cheated on and a guy or girl (at least one guy is needed) having sex then cumming into the brownie mix.

Girl: I just found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me the whole year we have dated.
Guy: You gunna leave him?
Girl: Yes, but I want to get back at him.
Guy: Send him a porno of us, and make him some baby-batter brownies.
Girl: PERFECT!! He will never see it "cumming!"

Guy: That's the magic of baby-batter brownies.

baby-batter brownies by The Breakup Doctor January 11, 2013

Baby Batter Brewing Station 

Another name for the genital area of a man. Mainly his ball sack.

I told my girlfriend if she was thirsty to milk the juices from my baby batter brewing station.

Baby Batter Brewing Station by Damilkman44 September 12, 2010

baby batter blizzard

when you shoot a load in a blizzard frozen treat and feed it to some whore, probably tylers mom

"i just gave Tyler's whore ass mom a baby batter blizzard"
"oh snap ! that bitch sits four!"

baby batter blizzard by anus greasley December 29, 2007

Baby Batter Spreader 

Originating from the Aba and Preach Video "WE NEED A PARENTING LICENSE. DaBaby & DaniLeigh are 🤡" . It is defined as a man who impregnates a plethora of women.

Person 1: "Yo you remember Danny from high school?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what about him?"
Person 1: "I heard he a Baby Batter Spreader now. Hella kids"
Person 2: "What the fuck are you talkin' about?"

Baby Batter Spreader by Correi Kamir January 14, 2022

Pooping the baby batter 

This can be described as when one may ejaculate on a womans feet(us) to cause the baby making procedure. Normally this happens when doing the two player no pants dance. This is normally to make a human child.

"man, I found a nice girl, so I think we will be pooping the baby batter tonight"

Pooping the baby batter by Daddy baby batter February 3, 2017

Bissell Baby Batter

2. Bissell Baby Batter is a vacuum used by girls that think abortions are a form of birth control.

This is #2 of 5 vacuums.

In one month April had already had 2 abortions and was thinking she was gonna have to go back in and ask the Dr. for a stronger abortion vacuum like the Bissell Baby Batter.

Bissell Baby Batter by Shucky Kunt February 14, 2019

Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.

"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."

Columbian Baby Batter by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025