august 

this month repps the fine ass virgos.

damn she beautiful.
yeah she a virgo.
so what month she was born
august.

august by fghgbvzngv August 18, 2008

August 

people born in august are the biggest idiots. they do stupid things often and mess up a lot. they can get confused and misunderstand situations.

him: why did you eat my leftovers?
her: i and she and i so yes and um yeah so yes and i and i and and and yes and i and yeah.
him: you were born in august weren’t you?

August by bobby with the body October 17, 2019

August 

Mariska Hargitay and Peter Hermann's son name

Full name is August Miklos Fredrich Hermann

August by Whatx it 2 ya August 23, 2007

August 

The month of entanglement.

Person 1: Are you single?
Person 2: Well it's August so I may be in an entanglement.

August by Jokie:) August 7, 2020

august 

The worst month of the year.

Did you know that more people die in august than in any other month?

august by Matt Dow November 28, 2005

August 

A red haired small person who is trying to fit in and always fails. A very white person with a small penis and a very disgusting look. He smells bad and he is often a nerd. His breath is contagious!! Not the guy you want in your bed because he gets tired after 2 minutes.

This person is a typical august.

August by Coolguy71725 December 12, 2016

August 

Very sexy, all ladies want him, enormous penis, good with everybody, everybody wants to fuck him, hansome, many People are jealouse of him, a big tallent, very smart and lovely, August is a beautiful person

I wish i were August

August by The pussy distroyer February 24, 2017