sleep wake 

your so tired your not

at 3am im usually sleep wake

sleep wake by Jacobyaboi April 18, 2020

Southern Wake Up 

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.

After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.

Southern Wake Up by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020

Morning Wake Up 

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.

Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"

Morning Wake Up by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

joe Wake upp 

when you steal from you're local supermarket and then flush you're shit down the toliet

i just did a joe wake upp

joe Wake upp by poggo walk May 25, 2021

national wake your s.o. up day 

wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june

“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”

national wake your s.o. up day by bubabear101 June 17, 2021

Chrissy Wake Up 

Song from ``Stranger Things``

Eddie Says: Chrissy Wake Up, I don't like this, Chrissy Wake Up, Hey Hello, Time to wake up (2x), Can you hear me Chrissy, wake up, I don't like this Chrissy Wake Up.

Chrissy Wake Up by Dontknowname2 August 9, 2022

chrissy wake up 

the song that at first was a funny appreciation of a character (eddie munson) and the actor's hard work in this role, that has later transformed into the only three words stranger things obsessed kids scream at you in the hallway when you tell them it is in fact illegal and just wrong to stalk joseph quinn's location and show up to his holiday house.

"yeah idk i think that was going a bit very far, yknow stalking his location and showing up to his house and all"

"ugh u dont get it - CHRISSY WAKE UP I DONT LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKE UP, HEY HELLO, TIME TO WAKE UP TIME TO WAKE UP CAN YOU HEAR ME WAKE UP CHRISSY I DONT LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKE UP"

chrissy wake up by elmointhewild August 17, 2022