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Ass runner

Construction term for a boss that runs his apprentices so hard that they can hardly walk by the end of the day.
Mother: How was your day on site today?
Son: Terrible, my boss is such an ass runner that I could barely stand up at the end of the day. Do this, do that, get off your ass and keep moving!
Ass runner by Dick Mahoon November 7, 2025

doin dips on the runner 

Doing tricep dips on a treadmill.
"I like doin dips on the runner. Den gainz."

the room runner 

The shot caller. The boss in the room given. The one who runs the room.
This is my bar; so watch out. I am clearly the room runner here!

You Look Like a Runner 

What a tall, gay and old teacher in the walkways of the High School for Math, Science & Engineering walks up to you and says. He only does this to young, impressionable men that he fancies to see in tight shorts. He will usually accompany this with entering your personal space and/or putting his arm across your shoulder. As he is old and 6' 5", this is quite the unsettling experience.
Hey there young man... You look like a runner. Tryouts are coming up this season you know. You've got quite the body for it.

ninja bear runner 

A variation of the common childhood game “rock, paper, scissors”. Ninja kills bear, bear kills runner, runner runs past ninja. Therefore, ninja wins over bear, bear wins over runner, runner wins over ninja.
While playing pool, the break was determined by ninja bear runner.

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Reverse Dutch Runner 

This is the same as a Dutch Runner only the hands of each person are switched.
Bro I just got a Reverse Dutch Runner from this prostitute last night best $10 I ever spent.