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Manaconda 

A hell dwelling human/ snake hybrid. This demonic creature has a anaconda like torso and head. He has difficulty getting pants on his human legs and feet due to the lack of arms and hands. He spends his days getting drunk and working a low salary office gig. The really is no discernible reason for Manaconda's existence.
Jafar: "You're acting just like a Manaconda, Smeefster!"
Manaconda by Jafar & Smeef October 14, 2015
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A girl that is exeptionally fridgid, but insists on acting like they are the sexually experimenting woman you've always wanted.
Dewd, I thought me and Amanda were going to go to town on each other, but all of a sudden she turned Maag on me.
Maag by bludgeon April 10, 2003

General Manager 

1.) A person who's chicken you don't want to fuck with.

2.) A person that make make a meeting short or long.

3.) A person who takes credit for the successes (even the ones he doesn't know about).

4.) A person who constantly needs help understanding.

5.) A person who manages to have hair generally all over their body.
"Hey guys, I am the General Manager and this can be a long meeting or a short meeting, Help me understand"

hanger management 

- noun

1. A pseudo-psychological technique used by emotionally advanced laundry-doers to avoid the natural rage that occurs when attempting to disentangle a mass of clothes hangers - esp. the wire ones from the dry cleaner's.

2. The goal of anger management is to reduce both your emotional feelings and the physiological arousal associated with tangled hangers. You can't get rid of, or avoid, a hanger incident, nor can you ever hope to sort through them, but you can learn to control your reactions.
Employing hanger management, Susie smilingly struggled with an inseparable glot of wire hangers for 22 minutes before finally cramming them all down the garbage chute, happily.

tasque manager 

a character seen in deltarune chapter 2 in the pandora palace(i think).The character is based on an enemy you can see at the start of deltarune chapter 2 the cybers world.
(person 1):did you seen tasque manager?
(person 2):no, who is tasque manager?
(person1): a character from deltarune chapter 2
(person 2) okay
tasque manager by water melon king October 12, 2021

Macro-micro manager 

1. A person that micro manages every minuscule detail.
2. A person that micro manages every task on a grand scale.
Jake is such a macro-micro manager. He not only told us what to do and how to do it, but provided step-by-step instructions from the beginning to the end of the task.
Macro-micro manager by Savencash October 20, 2010

manabetes 

Having too many men, similar to diabetes in which case the patient has too much sugar, manabetes involves too much men. Usually diagnosed with 12 grams daily of anchovies to keep the men away. If left untreated, manabetes can cause swelling to the large intestine, rashes on the behind, and the reputation of a whore.
Emilea has manabetes, shes always surrounded with men, its taking a toll on her immune system.
manabetes by Emilea May 2, 2008