Dad 

Literally The King Of Buying Milk.

Dad:*Goes Out To Buy Milk*
Me: Dad? Where Are You Going?
Dad: Going to buy some milk
Me: Ok
*15 years later*
Dad: Im back. I have 1,847,173,473,208 boxes of milk.
Me: nani

Dad by ur mom 😎 December 21, 2021

Dad 

something i dont have

Lia: Where's your father, Maya?
Maya: He said he was going to see someone for sugar.
Lia: Fuck-
Lia: Maya, your Dad is a scum-

Dad by Mushroom, Baby! December 21, 2021

dad 

a man that ran away when you came down to earth

Son: Hey mom where is dad?
Mom: He went to get the m i l k...

dad by daddy owo January 2, 2022

dad 

something you dont have 0-0

my dad went to go get the milk

dad by fewfew January 5, 2022

dad 

mf you explain i’ve never had one lmao

Jay- hey bro where’s dad?
Sam- don’t know haven’t seen him for 16 years

Jay- oh shit bro i’m sorry

dad by cummer<3 January 5, 2022

Dad 

What you call someone who makes you with their cock.

That's my dad you know... He made me with his cock.

Dad by Motel Lahey January 10, 2022

Dad 

He hasn't come back yet

My dad left to get milk

Dad by i m r o t t i n g i n h e l l January 12, 2022