Person 1: "Hey
dude, ya i totally kicked this guys a..."
Person 2:"POPE CHECK!!!"
Security Guard at Person 1 and 2's school: "Hey, what did you kick, Person 1?"
Person 1: "His apple, we were playing soccer and we couldn't find a ball, so we used an apple."
Security guard: "OK...?"
Person 1: "Thanks
dude. Anyway, I totally kicked this guy's
ass yesterday."