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pourch beaner

1. A person who is a mix between Mexican and Black.
Person 1. "Hey, what are you black or mexican?
Person 2. "I am both...STUPID...I am a Pourch Beaner.
pourch beaner by Jack West January 9, 2010

master beaner 

The ring leader or boss beaner in a group of mexicans. Typically the only one that can speak both English and Spanish. The master beaner typically translates to all the others so they know what to do.
These motel rooms are a mess - somebody get me that master beaner Consuela!

Consuela tell all these lazy Mexicans I want these rooms spotless!
master beaner by !BlackDeath2! June 28, 2012

Jelly Beaner

Look at that jelly beaner over there. O-shit I think he heard me.
Jelly Beaner by Mr. Itt January 31, 2009
Derived from Cheech and Chongs "Beaner" song, this term contrary to the original racial connotation, is used to describe any person that is suspected of being a stoner or affiliated with people that are stoners for the obvious reason that Cheech and Chong are infamous stoners.
Stoner: We're out of pot dude, best call your dealer
Dude: Maan, his phone's switched off. We need to go on beaner patrol
Stoner: your a beaner
Dude: Maan my hands are huge
beaner by beaner buddy October 3, 2009
short for caribeani and not only mexicans every body
from the caribean like mexico,puerto rico,cuba,dominican republic,jamaica,haiti,e.t.c
famous beaners are:

bobby martines,daddy yankee,don omar,salma hayek,rodrigo texteira,bob marley,baby cham,sammy sosa,orlando cabrera,ryan cabrera,e.t.c
beaner by bob marelay February 21, 2007
Someone who lags really bad on online video games, regardless of location.
Hey, look at that beaner's ping!
beaner by Resent of ijji GunZ July 23, 2011