Monocle'd 

Butterfly kiss to the anus.

She asked me to "tongue punch her fart box." But, since this was a purely plutonic relationship I Monocle'd her and got pink eye.

Monocle'd by Gloriousbeardedbastard May 11, 2018

Waney'd 

Giving an unreciprocated I love you

Me: Did you hear about how Justin and Gracie's date went? I think he was going to tell her he loved her.
Friend: Yeah, I heard he got Waney'd!

Waney'd by TurntNByrnt December 20, 2019

Philza'd 

When you die from a baby zombie in a hardcore/survival world in Minecraft.

Twitch Streamer Dies from Baby Zombie

Twitch Chat: Lol you just got philza'd

Philza'd by KitKatWiddaHat January 7, 2021

Get noita'd 

When you get fucked by some bullshit mechanic/feature of a game.

Refers to the game noita in which you can die for many reasons that aren't obvious

Friend one: dude I fucking hate this game, I keep dying to electricity

Friend two: lol get noita'd

Get noita'd by Astromyau January 20, 2021

I'd Hit it 

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd hit it!"

I'd Hit it by DictionaryX January 23, 2003

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b 

“I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b by P A I N August 17, 2020

Loki'd 

to be screwed with or pranked by a very, VERY mischievous fellow (in reference to the Marvel super-villain Loki Laufeyson).

- You just got Loki'd!

Loki'd by SarahJessicaParker October 24, 2012