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Christ Church Grammar School 

Chritchurch is a school located in the western suburbs of perth. It is known for being a sancutary for immigrants and a breading ground for homosexual men. If you don't already academics as an asian, you are forced to kiss other boys for tiktoks.
guy 1:"hey look at that kid drowning "
guy2:"must go to Christ Church Grammar School"

sir henry floyd grammar school

'the grammar school of today' or so they say

this school is full of roadmen and people who play yandere simulator.

people who go to this school will fail their gcses.

they have the worst support office which they call the 'raising achievements office' which really tells you that they dont care about you, just your grades.
the waiting list for counseling is so long surely they should be revising how theyre teaching with the amount of people who need help here.

the head teacher is a literal leprechaun.
steve: oh yeah my kids decided to go to sir henry floyd grammar school
bob: oh good luck to your kid that place will tear apart his enjoyment of life

Oakwood Park Grammar School 

Also called Brokewood, Cokewood, Dopewood and Jokewood, this school is a certified shithole. The headteacher got done for liking a porn tweet and the senior
Leadership team has to save him, some teacher shagged a sixth former and other shit. Also claimed all students are equal but some of you are worse than others.
Jamie: Welcome to Oakwood Park Grammar School, sorry, Brokewood, Cokewood, Jokewood

Townley grammar 

A diverse school full of blue/pink haired unwavering feminists. Don’t tell them there’s only 2 genders!! Actively promote equality and liberal thinking through brainwashing branded as 21c however pupils remain intolerant of views other than their own (on the left). Academically speaking a good school with solid results although some departments such as computer science have an abhorrent standard of teaching. The mixed toilets for sixth formers really are strange can’t lie. Never worked out what Dezza does for his £140k a year (according to companies house) but he loves spending it on Jags and getting on TV.
Hey man did you hear about Steph identifying as a toaster?

Yeah man but hey it did go to Townley grammar!
Townley grammar by BigDon45 January 23, 2021

alty grammar 

altrincham grammar school is a piece of shit, it's minorities are as so: 40% white, 50% asian, 1% black, 9% yellow, altrincham grammar school is alternatively called balti grammar in consideration of the sheer number of carpet riding cunts in the school
ahmed: hey look there's alty grammar

mohammed: i know it is a piece of shit
alty grammar by ninky stigger March 29, 2020

Enfield Grammar school 

batty boyss who pree chace and enfield county in a school full of gay boys and simps who like ygss
look at them batty boys from Enfield grammar school (EGS)