Chocolate Fountain

When you’re sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.

Sir I think I need to go home I’m having a chocolate fountain moment.

Chocolate Fountain by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Funny Fountain 

(noun)
when you cut your dick off and it bleeds like a fountain

Yo did you hear about Tiny Tony? Dude cut his dick off it was a funny fountain

Funny Fountain by Funny Fountain Guy October 15, 2019

jack fountain 

can be annoying can be a prick can be stupid but all round a nice person

don’t be a jack fountain

jack fountain by jejaokanbchieoalms October 17, 2019

Ohio fountain stream

The act of a man urinating into a woman's mouth while she urinates onto another partner. The partner may urinate however he or she likes to give it a better effect. Ideally the top man will be standing. The middle person will be on their knees or squatting. And the bottom partner will be laying on their back, with their mouth open under the middle partners genitals.

Kelly, Clark & son had a family fun night. They decided to partake in an Ohio fountain stream. Clark pissed in Kelly's mouth, while Kelly pissed in son's mouth. Son just pissed on himself, (With a boner.)

Ohio fountain stream by Bboybriguy November 9, 2019

Sperm fountain 

When your are receiving a blowy and a girl(or guy) has cheek piercings and you blow a load and it shoots out of the holes from the piercings

Dude last night this girl gave me a blowy and i turned into a dam sperm fountain

Sperm fountain by Cunt Eastwood December 5, 2019

Fecal Fountain 

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt

Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive

Fecal Fountain by yummy_thick December 9, 2019

Water fountain 

The easiest possible way to get the flu or any disease

Don’t drink out of the water fountain

Water fountain by Joedaddyyyyyy January 15, 2020