joseph
this guy is very weird, anyone parents who called their son joseph doesn’t like them. we all just gotta feel bad for em.
joseph by lolologugu November 22, 2021
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Joseph
Joseph is someone who is very trustworthy, so much so in fact you can trust him with your social security number! You should give him your social security number, and while you’re at it, you should also give him all your money, and also your mom’s credit card information! Thanks.
Joseph by SINISHHWTUTOR November 22, 2021
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Joseph is the most feminine man of all the men in the world. He has a tiny midget cock that measures around 2 inches, he is known to leave all girls completely unsatisfied. He has the stamina of a sloth. He has the power of a mouse and can lift less than your nan.
Girl 1: OMG that’s Joseph, I heard he has a tiny midget cock and leaves all girls unsatisfied.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
Joseph
Josephs are the reason the earth is still spinning.
They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.
Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.
You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.
Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.
Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.
They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.
If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.
You never know what they might become.
They are tall, most have blue/brown eyes and brown hair.
Being named Joseph comes with expectations of greatness, talent and intellect.
You can't be named ''Joseph'' and die forgotten.
Becoming friends with Joseph will only work if he thinks you can be a valuable asset.
Once they realise you're the one they'll be the best partner in crime.
They're usually hard working. Like, that one employee leaving the office at 11pm. Could very well become some kind of author/politician or famous painter.
Josephs tend to think they're exceptional and better than everyone else. It's true. Because of their name, they know they have to change the world.
If you find a Joseph in good condition, keep them close.
You never know what they might become.
Damn, Joseph, that's some fine pasta you just made!
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.
Joseph can I marry you?
Welcome to the official fanclub of Josephs, take a seat. Oh, all the seats have been taken actually. By other Josephs.
Joseph can I marry you?
Joseph by Pat_Smith_94 November 22, 2021
Joseph
A man who works in cybersecurity but ironically gets malware on his computer from viewing hard-core pornography
"Oh my god, there's been a cyber attack, should we check with Joseph to see if my data is alright?! "
"Probably not, he's too busy watching porn"
"Probably not, he's too busy watching porn"
Joseph by SexyBeaverBoy November 22, 2021
Joseph
Joseph is a person with a very greasy head and long hair who lives in a very messy house in wan chaI . He jerks off every 14 days and is extremely fat and disgusting. He is usually called as Penisboy or leung Choi tai
joseph
The perfect boy. There boy you fall in love with at first sight. He has brown hair, brown eyes, and has the best personality. He is so alive. You'll be day dreaming about him for weeks. You'll never be able to forget about him. He's "the one". The perfect boy. He lives out in the country, small town, and the cutest voice. He's an amazing football player, he's a star track runner. He goes right to your heart. He's the best person you'll ever know. In fact he's the best person in the world. He jokes around, is a gamer, and is super nice. It's soo hard to be apart from him. He's amazing. You'll do anything to be with him. Any girl would be lucky to even know him. Your heart will long for him. You'll be wonderstruck when you see him. He's enchanting.You'll never fall in love with a better person. He's flawless. Every conversation you have with him will be amazing. You'll charish every time you talk to him. You'll brush all the way home after a night hanging out with him. Every time you hang with him will be perfect. I will spend my entire life with him if i can. I love Joseph, I love him with all my heart. Keep him close to you forever, and never let go.
joseph by George grasper November 21, 2021