Fein Cough 

The type of thick cough after vaping for a period of time, usually has thick, weird tasting phlegm.

“Ever since I started vaping, I’ve been having crazy Fein Coughs.”

Fein Cough by bababsjjibby April 30, 2024

Golfers Cough 

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

Golfers Cough by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

chocolate cough 

When you cough after you eat chocolate or anything with chocolate in it.

Dave:“*COUGH*” Max:”Uhh, didn’t you eat a chocolate bar just now??” Dave:” Sorry dude, that was one of my chocolate coughs.”

chocolate cough by DΘCTΘRχΡΗΥL July 16, 2024

Kanye cough 

The choking and gagging sounds of fellatio.

I took her home from the club last night and she came down with a case of the Kanye cough.

Kanye cough by TheMightyWee April 25, 2025

Beer Cough

A Beer Cough is where in the process of using the “Flashy Method” to down a pint of beer, during step 3, when using the inhale to accelerate the beer into your mouth, you accidentally breathe in beer and it triggers a period of not being able to breathe as you are technically drowning yourself with beer internally

“Oi Pedo, I think this fresher gimp has a beer cough look at him” — fresher : *drowning in beer*

Beer Cough by cat is amazingly lubed February 23, 2026

Far Cough

Despite previous incorrect examples stating that it is wordplay for "Fuck You", it as ACTUALLY wordplay for "Fuck Off".
Telling someone to 'Far Cough', sounds like "Fuck Off".

"Far Cough Jimmy you twat."

Far Cough by Lorenm February 24, 2026

Theta cough

The disgusting recurring cough that you get from short theta chi boys.

I got the theta cough from being there three days in a row in their nasty house.

Theta cough by 6767676767 October 13, 2025