abusatory 

To abusively accuse someone of wrongdoing. The word is a combination of abuse and accusatory.

Even though he was faithful, Felicia was abusatory towards her boyfriend because he was always busy with work.

abusatory by pumpphenom December 29, 2010

Abselance 

Last minute or off the cuff absences from work with fabricated reasons.

it appears that 'joe bloggs' is abselance today

Abselance by VIGILANTSPR June 22, 2018

Absecon sleighride 

To fall down a very, VERY steep staircase (also known as a ladder), ideally landing hard on your tail bone. Named after Absecon, New Jersey, home of the world's steepest and most dangerous staircases.

On Monday morning, I slipped and took an Absecon sleighride down the stairs.

Absecon sleighride by Led Zeppole October 11, 2003

Animal abuser 

A living piece of shit that should go to hell for eternity and burn with the rest of the criminals eating something worse than shit.

He’s an animal abuser.
Send him to fucking hell!

Animal abuser by Nobody69420 June 30, 2020

lol abuser 

someone who overuses the term lol util the point it has practically no meaning

person 1 : so this guy walks into a bar
person 2 : LOL!
P1 : Dude, shut the hell up
p2 : lol no
P1 : god your such a lol abuser
p2 : lol sure....

lol abuser by brad morris July 29, 2006

hashtag abuser 

#when #someone #uses #so #many #hashtags #they #begin #to #lose #touch #with #reality

Hashtag abuser: Omg just ordered a large frappucino #yolo #beverage #drink #swag #ilikecoffee #rtifyoudoto #yayfordrinks

hashtag abuser by xbox_bash August 4, 2014

oxygen abuser 

A term reserved for one of those "very special" people whom you consider to be such an immense waste of fucking time that every single remaining breath they take in their pathetic life is an unnecessary debit from the world's remaining oxygen supply.

OMG, so you remember that bimbo Nola? Why would you? Well anyway, so she was at "the" Hollywood party last night... droning on and on about how *this* celebrity was wearing a who the fuck cares dress and how *that* celebrity was now fatter than, yah, nobody cares about that either, bitch. What an oxygen abuser!

oxygen abuser by hello world champion May 31, 2016