Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

(CODMW2)
A very boring game to watch for the girlfriend.

We don't care about your kill and death ratio. Or how the way you just shot the enemy looked badass. Trust us, there is no need to yell across the house and make us run (doing the most exercise we have done in months) to where ever you are, only to watch your replay of you shooting some guy in the head ("headshot!").
OH, and we don't care about the type of guns you found or got.

There is also no need to play it with the surround sound on...its just the sound of gunshots over over and over. You have already played the game so many times that you could recite what the guy is saying.

Girl 1: "....at my boyfriends. He's playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."
Girl 2: "oh man, that's sucks. Has he talked to you at least?"
Girl 1: " Nope, not really... He just keeps yelling to his roommates in the livingroom telling him where he's at so they can kill him for some 'infected thingy'. I could prolly leave and he wouldn't know the difference."
Girl 2: " Damn! Good thing COD can't get them laid or we'd all be screwed"

-- its ok...Chandler, I still love you.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 by H loves C February 3, 2010

call of duty modern warfare 

The Best game ever made even if you are a jag-master like Adam

call of duty modern warfare

call of duty modern warfare by TristanTheHD December 10, 2013

call of duty: modern warefare 2 

1)where most 5 year old's, with broken mics and an annoying habit of thinking they are cool because they get husky over a video game, get a false sense of skill whether it is noob-tubing, camping, running around at 7x's the speed any normal human being could run, or any other annoying habits

2)made because the makers of Call of Duty: Modern Warefare
who's KDR's were not good enough so they decided to make it more noob friendly and completely screw up the game

3)worst game to play when you are not in a good mood because most likely u will get even more pissed off and have to resist beating yourself with any nearby blunt objects

4) the game where the only positive thing is in-lobby muting :D

Player 1: "Dude i just got 3 nukes in a row in Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2"
me: "who cares you probably camped with a RPG at the ready like you always do!"

call of duty: modern warefare 2 by costs:yoursoul!!! August 17, 2010

Vintage Modern 

Referring to Modern elements in design, art, and photography that reference and borrow from Vintage elements, or use vintage items interspersed within Modern.

My interior Design Style is Vintage Modern, I like mixing Vintage with Modern design.

Vintage Modern by 42knowsall February 8, 2010

Perth Modern 

A school in Perth where the Western Australian Government put all the students who cheats on tests so they can torture them and negate their ATARs

Person 1: Did you hear that Person 3 got into Perth Modern?
Person 2: Yeah, they're in for a hell of a ride.

Perth Modern by NerdKnight September 23, 2021

mid century modern

A style that originated in the early 1950s. This type of style ended in the late 1960s.
Mid century modern influenced the current modern architecture.

Person 1: I love mid century modern furniture
Person 2: Me too! I love styles of the 1950s and 60s.

mid century modern by thisnameisnotfunny January 27, 2018

Post Modern Writing 

in recent litreature, an excuse for terrible writing, with no-coherence/sense. sprinkled with pop culture references to things like, corporations, fashionable drugs, celebrity and religion in an attempt to be 'relevant'. usually a lifetimes supply of worthless overdrawn metaphors and name dropping mordern artists. such as escher. oh and name dropping nietszche wins you 20 cool points to wear on your girl pants. ends up being a bunch of self loathing, pretentious garbage.
found in those 'arty' magazines.

"the pain. how we loved our kfc but like a darkness hidden behind the stripped soles of our empty lives, like a broken a kandinsky in a broken frame, our faith was lost in the consumer driven race for our forgotten dreams like hope like doves"
that my friends is an example of Post Modern Writing, if it makes sense to you, email me

Post Modern Writing by flakesvolkstar November 9, 2008