Myspace 

A place for friends? I think not. How bout a PLACE WHERE NOTHING FUCKING WORKS!!!!

Ashley: Okay, my tv ALWAYS has something else wrong with it!!!
Jessica: Sounds a lot like myspace. Are they related?

Myspace by RandomDictionarySurfer July 12, 2009

myspace 

a place for friends to add each other to figure out popularity to which is mostly fake because they add every joe shmo that clickes on them which makes them a partial whore nd for people at school to go "OMG you got 1097 friends your so popular" then they say "why dont u add me myspace.com/zidast302" just to realize that all it really does is get inside your head and destroy membrane after membrane till theres nothing left then your just a loser bimbo dumbass standing on the corner of a 7-eleven parking lot asking every shmuck if they have a cigarette.

im so popular on my myspace

myspace by whoha1638 August 18, 2009

myspace 

Facebook for 90's nostalgics who can't accept that we are in the 21st century

Why are you using Myspace, Myspace is a 90s thing. Get with it already.

myspace by IJustGotAPUSH'dOffACLiff May 3, 2016

MySpace 

WHat was once a small community of people who could hang out and socialise but is now the domain of emo attention whores and pedophiles. If you ever attempt to tell any user of MySPace the truth of the site the response if them getting bitchy/slapping you in the face/ going "ZOMG WAHH! YOu MAKA FUN AMAH FEELEN!"/ IM EMO YOU BASTARD! //WRIST//

I touched little girls by abducting them from myspace then I cut my wrist!

MySpace by Erik Ehlert January 14, 2008

myspace 

The place where cool people like Moby likes to hang out.

-Man did you see his myspace?
-Yeah dude it was pretty suck!

myspace by bitchslap May 21, 2006

MySpace 

A place where hundreds of teenie boppers congregate and comment each other about how they saw each other at a gig, or the local train station. Many people's pictures consist of crappy angles which only reveal half a face, or the top of a fringe teamed up with some crappy lyrics written across the image. Almost every myspacer's about me consists of something about how they dont have time for all the myspace kids who want to talk to them, or how incredibly smart and/or individual they are, or maybe how they want people to stop listening to "their" music. In conclusion, myspace is the worst trend ever.

Myspacer 1: Hey! i saw you at the xdeAtHxfroMxabovexwiThxAxknifex gig!
Myspacer 2: Are you haniging out at the train station tomorrow?
Myspacer 1: YEAH SEE YOU THERE! OMG!

MySpace by Rachel Scene September 14, 2008

myspace 

a place for girls and guys to get addicted to and act toally odd and frendships are made and there is A LOT of drama...but its fun!A place for stalkers to find new prey, a place that will change your life...yet its the best place EVER

Girl#1: OMFG Y AM I NOT ON UR TOP 150??? am i NOT important

GIRL#2: OMG NO just not as important as mike

Girl#1: You met him YESTERDAY..w.e

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OMG my myspace jsut got deleted!!

by who

i DONT KNOW!!!

wow, well just make a new one... and this time you can be a 20 year old who wants to date!!

yay!!!

myspace by marlborough is better than you[marymount] December 24, 2008