$64,000 question 

what am i 'sposed to do with all this spunk?

john looked at his erection and asked himself the $64,000 question. -he didn't have a very long line of people waiting to 'take him off'.........

$64,000 question by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

question offended 

refers to some1 who gets offended when asked something not worth getting mad about.

person 1: hey, how are you 2day?

person 2: (rude tone) how do you think i am.

person 1: leaves, sees his neighboor "person 2 is so question offended"

question offended by tennis4356 August 31, 2011

Retarded question 

A question that should be so obvious you just seem retarded after you ask it. Or any question that is common sense and you ask the question anyway.

Retarded question example “does the Grand Canyon have water at the bottom”

Retarded question by Mynameismichealmyers October 16, 2021

Questionable Content 

Lulu.com's thought police when someone does something controversial. Get on their bad side and it will be #RIPProfile and catalog. This was the fatal move that they did when they went after their junkyard dog. If you're talking the web comic of the same name never seen it. Questionable Content were similar to Facebook Jail before the term was coined

Something controversial is published, and they're not pleased. Questionable Content is pissed at you man, "Fuck it I am going after them with the painting of Obama burning the Constitution. The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five roster is way too important to lose to their thought policing. World Forgiveness Day? That's a joke when they will see what the 4th of July is about."

Questionable Content by illinoishorrorman October 26, 2018

the questionmark

the questionmark is defined in AIM as "???" It expresses a major disbelief.

CodeRiLuv6969: talk noob
itsgoindown5189: stfu
CodeRiLuv6969: ??? <=="the questionmark"

the questionmark by Jedi Pwner July 23, 2006

Good Question 

What a person replies when they want to say "Kill yourself"

Son: "Hey mom, what are Saturdays for?"

Mom: "Good question son"

Good Question by Zxeeri January 23, 2019

Swamp-Question 

When you feel awkward about a situation and ask some other person's opinion about it and things suddenly become more strange than before causing you to ask another swamp-question, which will eventually pull you deeper and deeper in the swamp.

*You kissed a girl's head on a party and later on ask her if she was pissed at you*

Boy: "Hey, remember when I, like, kissed your head?"
Girl: "Yeah sure"
Boy: "So, uh, are you pissed at me for doing it, 'cause you've not been talking to me for days now"
Girl: "Why should I? Didn't it use to be a friendship-kiss?"
*feels strange now*
Boy: "Yeah of course it was, was it to you? (Shit, I'm quite good at asking Swamp-Questions...)"

etc.

Swamp-Question by The one and only Aardvark King June 26, 2009