wank sock 

a wank sock is used when an individual, for whatever reason decided to place an sock over his penis whilst mastubating.
it is belived to be quite common in america where women are so fridgid all a guy can do is wank in his socks. this can lead to 'cobweb cock'.

mrs tizzard: hey tizzard, whats this in your sock? ahhhh its your wank sock, sob sob

wank sock by evil bob August 30, 2006

wank stain 

Used as an insult.
But also a cum/semen stain.

What a wank stain

wank stain by Gspong March 16, 2003

wank skank 

person who has a wank over someone they shouldn't, for example a friends partner

you wank skank! cant believe you had a wank over melissas boyfriend!

wank skank by ashthetash June 3, 2014

wank squad 

A group of mates who talk about wanking all the time.

Slaughty: Hey Wankel. How about you have a wank while your at it.

Wankel: Don't worry Slaughty. I already have. I'll let the wank squad know

wank squad by Hankmaster99 November 18, 2014

Wank Shuffle 

Imagining an object of desire during masturbation and then deciding to switch focus on a different source of inspiration. E.g An ex-girlfriend gets replaced in imagery for the office hottie. Beware to not allow an image of a grotty rotter in while locking on

I can't dedicate this one to one woman, I'll put a few on wank shuffle

Wank Shuffle by Nested Elevator January 6, 2018

Wank-Spank

When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face

Thomas hit Sarah-Jane with a peculiar Wank-Spank

Wank-Spank by Wankyman6969 June 12, 2021

wank shaft

Description of the shaft of a penis i.e. the bit that is rubbed during masterbation. Used as an insult likening the victim to the penis.

Give me back my wallet wank shaft!

wank shaft by Honest John May 8, 2004