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Shelburne, Vermont 

Shelburne, Vermont is a town of about 7,144 people on the shores of Lake Champlain. The town is a mix of beautiful rural landscapes, and shitty, corporate suburbs (I am referring to Shelburne Road). The eastern side of Shelburne and Shelburne Farms are the two most beautiful areas of Shelburne. It has one of the best public schools in Vermont. People can go swimming and boating in Shelburne Pond and Shelburne Bay. A beautiful Vermont town that is slowly being developed into a corporate shithole like the rest of America.
Shelburne, Vermont just looks more and more like shitty South Burlington every day.
Shelburne, Vermont by Dr. Meh August 2, 2012
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Sticky Vermont 

An act in which a woman inserts maple syrup into her vagina usually before sex.

Connor: Dude! my girlfriend did a Sticky Vermont last night

Jake: that’s so hot it must’ve felt good during sex
Christi did a Sticky Vermont before sex last night and I’m into it!”
Sticky Vermont by Tugma October 18, 2018

Sutton, Vermont 

Most people find out about Sutton when they get lost looking for Burke Mountain. Sutton is 11 "scenic" miles of welfare and depression. Along your drive you can see endless amounts of trees, only interrupted by the common dilapidated trailer which is accompanied by strewn car parts and random furniture items. Just hope your car never breaks down here. There is no store, fire station or anything for that matter. The town's people like to make believe they are still in the 1800s.
Dude I got lost today and wound up in Sutton, Vermont. It was really sketchy.
Sutton, Vermont by Steve802 March 14, 2010

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