Tua Simulator

A drinking game where two or more people play madden.

The rules -

A player must take a shots/shotguns a beverage/ take other pre decided upon alternative (zyns etc.) if the following occurs

-Their team runs the ball (yes you have to pass every play)
-Their team throws an interception

-Their team fumbles

-Their team punts

-Their team has a turnover on downs

-The other team scores a touchdown

-Their team kicks a field goal

Other rules-

- every time a team scores they must go for two if you forget and kick a PAT you must drink
-If a team looses you have to take two shots/shotguns/other pre decided upon alternative (zyns etc.)

The game can be played one versus one or with teams where all member drink for the punishments but you switch players per quarter/half

I can’t wait to go to grandmas to play Tua Simulator.

Tua Simulator by Fun Uncle April 28, 2026

mortacci tua 

Literally it means "Your fucking dead ones".

It's often used in a comical manner, but it's still a heavy insult.

"Li mortacci tua, ma che cazzo stai facendo!?"

"For your fucking dead ones's sake, what the fuck are you doing!?"

mortacci tua by Ministry of Swearing March 28, 2014

li mortacci tua 

An italian way used to insult dead relatives. Mostly used in the centre of Italy (Rome).

Es. "Ao Robè ma li mejo mortacci tua!"
Hey Rob, li mortacci tua

li mortacci tua by Nagasakia March 17, 2016

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles

A 'yo mama' joke in Latin that means Yo mama is so fat, when she is in town, Rome has 8 hills. This is funny because there are 7 hills in Rome.

Roman1: Mater tua lupa est (Your mother is a whore)
Roman2: Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
Roman crowd: Ooooh!

Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles by Lynny64 July 15, 2011

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus 

Latin for "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries". (A quote from Monty Python's Holy Grail.)

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus!

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus by Arthur- King of the Britons August 3, 2011

vai tomar no meio da tua toba 

portuguese for go fuck yourself...
used to tell someone to fuck off

Vei voce e mau gay!
Vai tomar no meio da tua toba antes que eu te mato!

vai tomar no meio da tua toba by brasileiro October 21, 2005

Mortacci tua 

Romanesco dialect

1st
It literally means: "your despicable dead relatives".
tua="your", singular

mortacci="despicable dead relatives"
It's used to express strong disapproval of someone (or something that somebody did)

variations :

"mortacci mia"=" my despicable dead relatives"
"mortacci sua"=" his/her despicable dead relatives"
"mortacci vostri"=" your despicable dead relatives", plural

2nd
Sometimes used like an element of surprise

1st
Someone punches you: "Mortacci tua! What the fuck are you doing?"
A group of people pull a prank on you: "Mortacci vostri! You guys are assholes"
2nd
-"Have you heard? He bought a new super-car!"
-"Mortacci sua!"

Mortacci tua by biffout September 3, 2018