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throttle the vicar 

To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.
Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.”

“Did she catch you in the act.”

“Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.”

“Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.”

Throttle hopper 

A girl who jumps from guy to guy only if he has a fast car or A slut for car parts
Natalie jumps from guy to guy to get parts for her mustang she's a true throttle hopper
Throttle hopper by Ksausy September 25, 2017

throttle control

The act of entering a woman from the standard doggy-style position - with a twist. While in her, place your right hand in the motorcycle throttle position and insert your thumb in her ass. Keeping your hand in the throttle-hold position simulate goosing the throttle. She will appreciate the quick throttle simulation.
I gave her some throttle control to let her know I cared for her.
throttle control by dgrdan April 14, 2010

Throttle it 

When a female sits on a cock or anything similar and strokes it fervently.
Kayla climbed on top of me and squirted so hard I had to ask her to slow down. As in let off the throttle. Throttle it means to stroke a cock or anything similar in a angry manner.
Throttle it by Bushwacker8495 December 17, 2018

throttle a turtle 

To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go
I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive

Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there
throttle a turtle by DrFK October 5, 2011

throttle sleeve 

"I need a throttle sleeve so I can take you for a ride baby"