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Thermometer sized hoe 

The fakest person alive. I never thought it would take that long to make a word for a broke ass bitch.
That thermometer sized hoe is broke asf.

Crotch Thermometer 

Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.
My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better
Crotch Thermometer by Ghetto-Jedi February 20, 2009

chilly thermometer 

Akin to a cold rectal thermometer, the chilly thermometer is defined as the act of a chilled penis entering a partner's anus during coitus. Also, a mis-heard trivia answer referring to John Travolta's character in Be Cool and Get Shorty.
I was so drunk last night that I stuck my dick in the freezer and gave my girlfriend a chilly thermometer!