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What's the Wiggle? 

Used in the same way as "what's the moves?" or "what are we doing?"
Friend 1: "What's the wiggle?"
Friend 2: "Wanna go to the football game?"
Friend 1: Sure. Lets wiggle.
What's the Wiggle? by JewLew October 7, 2021

Figgle siggled the Wigglers

Person 1: Yo did you hear how Figgle siggled the Wigglers?
Person 2: No because it didn't fucking happen

The Higgler Wiggler 

Wiggling a homeless man's dick while he's pissing.
David is a real goober, as he was walking by he saw a homeless man peeing, so of course, he gave him the old Higgler Wiggler.

The Higgler Wiggler is wiggling a homeless man's dick while he pees.

Wiggle the mouse 

When you don't feel like working but have to be at work, your only job is to wiggle the mouse to keep from going idle.
"Are you actually working on Black Friday?"

"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."
Wiggle the mouse by jobrien80 November 24, 2016

Wiggle The Jiggle 

Masturbate/clit stimul. Just a term for women.

The correct definition for men is crank the cradle
I could watch those jocks play all day and wiggle the jiggle during it.