uncle jesse and the olsen twins 

less better than Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers!

Ratslayer and the crackerjack horse killers are infact not uncle jesse and the olsen twins.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins by Matthew November 16, 2003

uncle jesse and the olsen twins 

sidenote: the band uncle jesse and the olsen twins only say that to make their sole rivals feel better about their complete lack of talent.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins own your soul.

uncle jesse and the olsen twins by austin November 18, 2003

Uncle Leo, you know the Lawyer. 

The act of having sex with a full grown midget, then afterwards you shove the midget into a box and send it to anywhere in the world via the Postal Service.

Uncle Leo, you know the Lawyer. Yeah I perform those all the time.

When have you performed a "Uncle Leo, you know the lawyer"?

Well this weekend after I got done banging this Dolly Parton look a like midget I put her ass into a box and sent her ass to Nova Scotia.

Uncle Leo, you know the Lawyer. by Dagwood Bumstead October 5, 2012

Uncle Tony dropped the tongs!

You say it when you have heartburn after eating... or even when you are really full.

"Tony" and "tongs" can be replaced depending on the circumstances... like at a Chinese restaurant..... Uncle Chen dropped the chopsticks!

(at dinner) uggh, Uncle Tony dropped the tongs! (physically drops utensils)

Uncle Tony dropped the tongs! by frustrated728 October 25, 2009

my uncle is making the best pizza 

brutally loving dough and uncle absolutely smashing the f out of the dough

My uncle is making the best pizza
he loves it too much

my uncle is making the best pizza by Daquavious Daquan the third September 6, 2023

skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five 

a level five chad with rizz from ohio

person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.

skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five by penisslikker January 2, 2024

Mark of the Unclean 

A visible stamp on your hand the morning after a night out drinking.

Many bars that charge a cover will stamp people's hands before they go in so they know who has already paid. When the stamp a person received is still visible the day after, that indicates the person has not showered. Thus they bear the mark of the unclean.

Susie wanted to hook up with Tom in the morning, until she noticed he bore the mark of the unclean.

Mark of the Unclean by thendcomes June 12, 2012