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What the Blood

A rarely used way to say, "What the hell or What the fuck." No one really uses that phrase anymore, it expired after a few days in Canada of hardly catching on in 2000. Though there are people who are trying to bring the phrase back, it is a losing battle. Actually, the battle has been lost. People tend to say "What in God's name" now instead due to the religious movement in 2004.
Hartley, the phrase, "What the blood" will never catch on.

"What the blood" does not exist, Hartley.

When Hartley says "What the blood" the world seems like an unfriendly place. Don't say it, Hartley.

2 in the blood, 1 in the mudd 

version of the shocker only during a woman's period and while she has dieria
It doesn't happen very often but last night during my woman's time of the month and after a hot plate of beans i gave her 2 in the blood, 1 in the mudd

The Blood in the bathroom 

When asked what “the incident” at your school was, this is a common answer. An unsolved mystery, typically taking place at schools in small unknown towns, kids will find the bathroom covered in blood (usually an ridiculously large amount) and report it, but never hear anything back about what happened.
Her: what what “the incident” at your high school

Him: the blood in the bathroom

Her: what?

Him: it’s a long story

Drowning In The Blood Of Jesus 

A term for when someone’s past catches up with them.
The blood of Christ in this interpretation represents sin and his body, a clean sinless body. Meaning when you drown in his blood you’re being consumed by sin.
Guy one: Ah naw remember Tony? That shit finally caught up with him

Guy two: drowning in the blood of Jesus, god bless him

Nip that in the blood 

When a guy gets his redwings and bashes his girl for giving him a bloody war hammer during clean up.
Guy: You didn't tell me you was bleeding, you better nip that in the blood.
Girl: But you told me it was perfect.

By the blood of a hooker

an unbreakable agreement between two or more party's.
"by the blood of a hooker we will buy that dildo"