In The Attic

A pedophile who is in the closet

That old man Jim is in the attic! Watch your kids!

In The Attic by anonymous October 4, 2020

Decking the Attic 

Placing a fist that was recently used for an anal fisting into someone’s mouth.

When he said he could handle anything I showed him his error in judgement by decking the attic.

Decking the Attic by All Bets Hedged February 5, 2021

raccoons in the attic 

Inflicted with dementia.

My grandma is a sweet lady, but I'm afraid she's got raccoons in the attic.

raccoons in the attic by Spanky Spankerton December 14, 2013

putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk

Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps

putting things in the attic by Salty McDolphil August 18, 2016

Down Stairs in the attic 

Somebody strange or odd.

Or somebody who's a funny type of weird

wow isn't Jamie a down stairs in the attic?!

sometimes you can be such a down stairs in the attic ! LMAO

Down Stairs in the attic by penguin5225 September 3, 2018

Toys in the attic 

It means drugs in the brain

From The Trial, Pink Floyd: "Pink Crazy…toys in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away."

Toys in the attic by Luigi 15esimo February 7, 2019

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic 

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019