Knob Swallower

Someone who really pisses you off. Undertakes homo activites.

Adam: "Jonny shagged Paul's missus last night!"

Steve: "He's a fuckin' knob Swallower!"

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one-eyed sword swallower

Vaaaaaaaaaaaagina!

Her one-eyed sword swallower is popular amongst the offensive line of the football team.

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A nasty woman who is the nastiest of the chicks who loves the taste of cum and uses it for nurishment. Everyman loves a woman who swallows.

The swallower blew me up in the back seat of my car. She seemed to be real hungry.

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A person that enjoys jamming various dildos down thier throat

I was at the store the other and saw a dildo swallower!

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When a booty has a certain size and definition that it appears to consume any fabric surrounding it. E.g. shorts, dresses, leggings etc...

Wow, check out that girl with Obi! That's a real fabric swallower she's got there!

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James is a real hotdog swallower, you can find him with a new guy every other day

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Somebody who studies all day, similar to a nerd but it arrives to a point that they “swallow books”.

Book swallower by scooge February 24, 2023

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