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succulent basking 

any rottweiler who insists on messing his business on the Mayor's shoes.
this little pissy puppy shits every goddamn day at the same time when the mayor comes to my house to court my 13 year old daughter. Inevitable the puckered pooch knows shit when she sees it and darts out of the house and lands perfectly a beautiful turd sort of liquidy succulent basking that never fails to hit the target. The mayor is such a fucking prick and child molester he keeps coming over because my mom is a whore and cannot pass by an offer of security that never arrives.
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succulent 

succulent as if if to see say this weed is succulent bruv
dave: is it nice bruv
james: yh man is succulent bruv
succulent by donaldo May 6, 2007

succulent 

succulent means excellent but in a more succy way.
"This pie is succulent."
succulent by mister succ May 27, 2018

succulentboi 

a pathetic fag that yearns for bssiesmth; a loser; a homo; a pathetic excuse for a man
"Oh no, another post by succulentboi, defending bssie in a lame attempt to score..."

Succulent Donkey 

When you don't have a comeback you use "succulent donkey"
Person 1: You're a gay piece of fucking shit.

You : You're uh..... A succulent donkey

SUCCULENT SUCCUBUS 

A rare lil sweet sexy sexual demon related to the SUCCUBUS who will seduce you with her beauty and leave you breathless
You know that beautiful girl Carla, she really puts the succ in SUCCULENT SUCCUBUS

Succulent 

VERY tender and VERY juicy ;0

Also apparently a plant as well.
"This is going to be succulent! SuCCULENT!"
Succulent by mikaelaferid September 20, 2018