toy soldier shower 

A blowjob at the begining of a relationship

Girl: He wanted me to giving him a toy soldier shower

Guy: I love when I get that first toy soldier shower, they are the best. Gives me insite to the kitty jacuzzi.

toy soldier shower by Tan tatter March 10, 2024

Soldier in Siberia

When you put a warm beer in the freezer to cool it down.

Q: "Was that your last beer bob?"

A: "Nope, I got a Soldier in Siberia."

Soldier in Siberia by RotGut Stone-Liver June 14, 2009

Soldier 95 Shirt 

Type of camoflaged shirt used by the British Armed Forces. Breaks up pattern enabling better concealment. Has a tonne of pockets.

Person 1: Today I feel like going commando!
Person 2: Ew! Go do it in a forest.
Person 1: I plan to! In my lovely Soldier 95 Shirt.
Person 2: Thank heck for that. I thought you were going skinny dipping or something.

Soldier 95 Shirt by HappyBob June 16, 2007

sad story roblox soldier part 2 

wi can have today wi has win
now wi rip is sad now wi can have day
wi has win wi can have now
good is love end frind
wi can has can
you are soldier
you must wiiiiinnnnnn
win win

just rip

Friend: Hey man have you seen sad story roblox soldier part 2?
Random guy: No i'm not a weeb

sad story roblox soldier part 2 by yes=everyquestion'sanswer December 23, 2019

HU Soldier 

A fan of Hollywood Undead who is a member of the hu army. An HU Soldier sometimes wears and often owns at least one Hollywood Undead mask and always knows the HU soldier pledge:
"I pledge alliegiance to the mask,
That I'll carry whiskey in my flask,
And anyone to diss HU,
I'll leave a bloody mess of you,
For we are family, you and I,
Three tears for you, we all shall cry,
All day, all night, our flags will fly,
The Undead Army Til the Day We Die."

HU4L! (Hollywood Undead for life!)

"Pull that 9 this is how you hold her,
Pull that trigger, HU Soldiers..."

-Dead In Ditches by Hollywood Undead

HU Soldier by HU4L! January 1, 2012

Soldier Number Nine 

Origin: From the Middle Eastern military practice of soldiers counting off and the 9th soldier in every squad becomes the fuck-buddy for the rest of the men while they're in the field. Related to bacha bazi, the Afghani practice of taking boys, dressing them up like girls, teaching them to dance and then using them as sex slaves.

In Arabic: jundi raqm tisa

American Military Usage: meant as a dark joke. If someone asks how you're doing and you respond with, "I feel like soldier number nine," it means you're having a truly fucked up day or experience.

You: "Hey Bob--how the fuck ya' doing?"
(Bob looks like something just shat him out).

Bob: "Shit, dude. I'm feeling like soldier number nine."
You: "Did you get wasted last night?"
Bob: "Don't remember. But at least I didn't wake up in a tub full of ice and missing a kidney."
You: "...or with a number nine poop chute. But you might want to brush your teeth, I think someone used your mouth as a cock-holster."

Soldier Number Nine by Ho-Chi-Mint September 16, 2013

Soldier Boy 

A Living, Breathing True, American Hero.
A man who saved us from a nuclear meltdown in 1984.

Soldier Boy was Americas America's first superhero, slaughtering German soldiers by the dozen out on the battlefield.

Soldier Boy by Nashar July 5, 2022