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Yorktown Shake and Bake 

A sexual act where two men rub their penises together until one of them ejaculates. The said ejaculator is then called a fag.

If one does not wish to participate, he is then automatically called a fag because it is assumed he will ejaculate first.

This originally appeared in Los Angeles in Oct 2009.
Guy 1: Hey dude, Yorktown shake and bake you for the last beer.
Guy 2: You're on bro!
Guy 2: Damn it I lost!
Guy 1: Lolz fag! (takes beer)
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greenhouse shake and bake

While inside the first set of doors in the double door greenhouse entrance of fast food restaurants, one person stands inside with both doors closed and releases flatulence while shaking their body, then immediately enter the second set of doors and closing the door behind them as fast as possible. Immediately, the heat in the greenhouse will move the air and bake the fart, thus, leaving a smelly present for the next customer walking in.
Bill left a Greenhouse Shake and Bake in the greenhouse of the Golden Arches much to the dismay of Jeff who was behind getting a refill before heading to the car.

Maugerville Shake and Bake 

Named after a low lying municipality in Southern New Brunswick Canada, which floods yearly to high levels. The Maugerville Shake and Bake is when you are fucking your spouse doggie style, while driving your boat through flood waters, presumedly to evacuate your family and belongings.
Harry: Hey dale! Hows your house this year? I heard the waters are higher than 73
Dale: quite bad, had to evacuate the kids and the dog. Although a got to give Margret the Maugerville Shake and Bake on the way out!

bake and shake 

The act of masturbation after smoking weed, taking advantage of heightened tactile senses from marijuana.
"Man, I'm feeling kind'a horny. I thinks it's time to bake and shake."

Bake and Shake 

If u wanna wake up come on by and Bake and Shake.
Bake and Shake by boilsucker August 15, 2014

Wake, bake, and shake 

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out
Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”
Wake, bake, and shake by Ted Fundy February 6, 2022

snake and bake 

having hot sex and a joint afterwards!
im down for a bit of snake and bake in the morning.
snake and bake by timeem May 24, 2005