One of those wives that provides more adversity than agreement, more contention than companionship; in other words, someone that keeps your life real when you essentially...can not.
Oh, for fuck sake! Can we not agree on anything? Ever!?
Nope; you've got a sh*tty wife that won't let you get away with ... anything. Ever. And never fucking will...
A word commonly used by those of homosexual decent indicating they would like a large thick rounded blunt object resembling a penis to be shoved up their rectum.
Hey man how you feeling?
Pretty good man I could really use a sh-doink